Postcard From My Office (featuring kittens!)
We were there to select a kitten, but this one had it backwards. He had selected me.
Life is good
I am looking at you Vine Horror, we all know that you are just a Troll that was given an Acid Blast spell, you can stop pretending.
Just mash the buttons as correctly as you can as fast as you can.
I imagine she’d be happy about that, if she wasn’t just a collection of pixels and algorithms that is incapable of happiness.
The ship has been trapped by an unexpected glacial shift. Determined to outlast the winter, the Captain has sent a number of expeditions inland, on a quest to find food; None have returned.