Dec 192014

With Good Intentions!

How can you be part of the fun? Participate in the Winter Festival in Eberron and exchange your coins for Candy Canes. Find yourself a new player and smother your words in butterscotch and chocolate fudge and marshmallows. Don’t forget the marshmallows. “Hey, Buddy! Looks like you could use some help in the healing department. I have just the thing, here ya’ go; Candy Canes. Take a couple, please. You are sure to get lotsa use outa them.” 🙂

Bring your own healing; Brought my own Death-stick!

Bring your own healing; Brought my own Death-stick!

Dear Jester:
On behalf of all the well-intentioned veterans in Stormreach, I implore you to update the original Candy Cane. We understand that it is too late to address our issues with the Candy Cane in time for this year’s Festival but expect us to revisit this subject in time for next year’s.
Help us stamp out the cynical call that we all hear when another Newb pulls out his prize. “Sucker is at Hand!”

Yours truly,
Luedwig Bait H’oven
Thelanis 2006

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  1. And while you’re at it, make them bacon-flavored

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