Jan 262016
 

The Adventures of Mawry Haversack, Halfling Commando! Today: Surrounded by Heightists!

 

And so our Hero, deep within Arraetriko’s secret fortress, stealthily approaches a window to learn Arraetriko’s evil plans:

 
 

Something is going on down there. I wonder what?

Something is going on down there. I wonder what?

 
 

Oh come on there has to be a way to see this

Oh come on there has to be a way to see this

 
 

Maybe if I pan the camera backwards?

Maybe if I pan the camera backwards?

 
 

Maybe if I pan back even further backwards?

Maybe if I pan back even further backwards?

 
 

Nope. Nothing for it but to jump around like a ...

Nope. Nothing for it but to jump around like a … ?? What am I jumping around like?

 
 

Ah that's it. Jump around like a Brontosaurus

Ah that’s it. Jump around like a Brontosaurus

Sigh. I don’t wish I was taller. But sometimes I wish the world was a little shorter.

Stupid heightists.

🙂 😀 🙂

 
 

p.s. No matter your height, you can vote for the 2015 GAMEY awards!

 

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  5 Responses to “The Adventures of Mawry Haversack: Surrounded by Heightists”

Comments (5)
  1. Lmao @ “jump around like a bunch of Kansas city”

  2. One could base a whole blog around Google and it’s weird search suggestions…

    At least every bar seems to have a nice platform in front of the barkeep for us, so we can see eye to eye with them. Perhaps we can start a fund to have the kobolds build something similar in front of that window?

    (Pit fiends are taller than barkeeps, I guess to them we’re all small folk.)

    • I’m sure there are some creatures in Stormreach who wish they were shorter. Farrik Foe-Cleaver and Chor Blast-Horn for example. Any halfling or kobold can easily walk through the tavern door, but not ogres or minotaurs.

  3. Why am I suddenly humming “short people got no reason to live”? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANIj1wfMuK4

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