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Ps. Of all the monstrous humanoids on Eberron, the middle-aged male minataur seems most at risk for developing this publicly uncomfortable and embarrassing condition. Exactly why the vestigial tail in this species suddenly begins to grow so late in life remains a mystery but recent developments remind us that one can never discount the rumours surrounding the possible return of; The Vengeful Gnome, Specialst in Deep Dark Humour.