Jasperpoo

Feb 262017
 

Second-breakfast is not an emergency!

Jasperpoo, shame on you! My instructions were to scout the perimeter and take Panther and Lioness as backup in case of an emergency. You were not to engage the target! Second-breakfast is NOT an emergency! You were supposed to report back immediately at the first sign of that fiendish Twinfang. I wanted pictures…

Sound Bite 😊 from Luedwig’s Cat’logue Catalogue of Silly Dialogue.


….yup, I believe that they did!

Thanks for visiting,
Luedwig Bait H’oven
Thelanis 2006

Sep 082015
 

Dispensation

I have always wanted a quest or optional objective that required a dead man. The two scatter-noggins, Luedwig and Jasperpoo, Jasperpoo is Luedwig’s Cosmetic Companion, a Black Panther Cub, have been brainstorming “Outside-the-Box”. This is what Jasper came up with as an objective that would be worth Luedwig’s 10% quest XP. Luedwig thinks that the shrines would make better Salt and Pepper shakers but Hot Dog dispensing shrines would be pretty cool as well. Too bad they don’t take Mysterious Remnants…

Thanks for visiting,
Luedwig Bait H’oven
Thelanis 2006

Dec 192014
 

With Good Intentions!

How can you be part of the fun? Participate in the Winter Festival in Eberron and exchange your coins for Candy Canes. Find yourself a new player and smother your words in butterscotch and chocolate fudge and marshmallows. Don’t forget the marshmallows. “Hey, Buddy! Looks like you could use some help in the healing department. I have just the thing, here ya’ go; Candy Canes. Take a couple, please. You are sure to get lotsa use outa them.” 🙂

Bring your own healing; Brought my own Death-stick!

Bring your own healing; Brought my own Death-stick!

Dear Jester:
On behalf of all the well-intentioned veterans in Stormreach, I implore you to update the original Candy Cane. We understand that it is too late to address our issues with the Candy Cane in time for this year’s Festival but expect us to revisit this subject in time for next year’s.
Help us stamp out the cynical call that we all hear when another Newb pulls out his prize. “Sucker is at Hand!”

Yours truly,
Luedwig Bait H’oven
Thelanis 2006