From the forums:
In honor of Gary Gygax’s birthday, and to say thanks for playing DDO, let’s give away some Turbine Points!
Reply to this thread with a “fake Gelatinous Cube fact”, and we’ll pick one random winner and award that person 1500 Turbine Points!
Note they are not looking for the best response, the winner will be chosen randomly. No skill needed, only luck. Just make up some sort of silly statement that includes the words “Gelatinous Cube” and post it in this thread.