Dec 262014
 

A Nose For Trouble
I don’t know how else to describe this. A huge monster appears, out of nowhere. A dragon of all things. A dragon! Run! Massive, sharp claws. Heavily muscled, broad torso covered with armored scales. Fierce, angry, ready to pounce. Terrifying!

Except oh, what a nose! What a glorious, majestic, unparalleled nose! But “nose” does not do it justice; a facial organ of this magnitude transcends such a simple one-syllable nomenclature. Snout? Honker? Proboscis? Nasal Cavern?

Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are

Now that’s a schnozzola

Schnozzola. That does it. Schnozzola.

Sorry white dragon who’s name escapes me, but no one can take you seriously when the most threatening thing about you is your massive schnozzola. I don’t care how badass you might be underneath all that nose, I don’t even care if you manage to kill me, because I am already dying of laughter.

It’s the last big family Christmas in our rural North Carolina farmhouse. This big an endeavor is a full-time effort: thus another series of postcards sharing some of my favorite DDO views with you all. Happy Holidays! And don’t forget to enter the contest!

Hope you have/are having/had a great holiday! See you back here on January 5, 2015, with yet another two-fisted helping of useless tripe, DDOGamer-style.

3100-Turbine Point MMOtivational Poster Contest!

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