Dec 102015
 

You bugs me I bugs you.

You bugs me I bugs you.


The image in the centre of the poster above is dark and difficult to make out but it appears to show a mercenary of House Deneith standing in a seated position, on a bench, in front of a healing shrine. Greigur d’Deneith is concerned that the opposing view, that it actually represents a man sitting in a standing position, may cause a civil war.

Bait H’oven Investigations is hired to learn the truth of this teeter-totter, dismantle it and then take all appropriate measures to sweep the remains under a carpet.

Is this simply a mercenary, caught in the act of some Tom-foolery? Could it be the first sign of an as yet unknown and spreading insanity? Whatever the explanation, with the heroes of Stormreach tasked with the usual grunt work of breaking crates, Luedwig has made the exhausting journey to the “blasted landscape” surrounding the Stormcleave outpost.

Don't tell ME what I didn't see. I'm the one who didn't see it!

Don’t tell ME what I didn’t see. I’m the one who didn’t see it!

It isn’t long before Luedwig locates our “standing seated sitter”.

Story Gap: to be filled at some future, imaginary date. Should involve “investigating” while in the distance, sounds of crates can be heard breaking.

The Invisible Mimic that transformed into a very large weiner, simply to take full advantage of the bench and the cozy blue fire is Exposed! ...Memoirs of a Mimic

The Invisible Mimic that transformed into a very large weiner, simply to take full advantage of the bench and the cozy blue fire is Exposed! …Memoirs of a Mimic


The truth behind the image is soon made horrifyingly transparent. Mimics have begun to …Adapt! Luedwig suggests the Scorched-Earth tactic; nuclear strike from orbit. Maybe a little on the drastic side but Luedwig assures Greigur that, “…it is the only way to be sure!”

Thanks for visiting,
Luedwig Bait H’oven
Thelanis 2006

Ps. If by some weird twist of fate you don’t know where this fellow is hanging out in Stormcleave then I suggest you go out and find him immediately. Take a few screen shots while you’re there because if this post doesn’t kick-start the Devs into fixing this fellow soon, I have no idea what will. 😉

Pps. He’s been there a long, long time.

What do you think?

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