Kharma is a Bitch

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Oct 192015
 
Kharma is a bitch

Yes, I rolled 1 on my weekly roll. But at least I rolled 1 on my daily roll too!

I remember a time, back in the day, when I used to roll 100’s on my daily dice. 100’s! Sometimes, multiple 100’s in a row!

Those days are gone, gone, gone.

Gone like the warm touch of a summer breeze in October.
Gone like all the best movies when it’s your turn to choose.
Gone like underage frat boys at a kegger when the police show up.

Really, really gone.

Winter is coming – it was 33 degrees last night, even though I live in the South and even though we are still in the middle of fall. For those of you who use rational measuring standards, it was 1 degree. One measly little degree. The world rolled a 1 on its daily dice too.

That sounds much colder even though it is the same.

But it is not about how the cold sounds, it is about how it feels, and I am not ready to feel cold. Not yet. No.

But no one asked me.

Nor did the dice gods of DDO’s puckish random number generator. They give, they take, all the while chortling at our frantic attempts to make some sense of their patterns.

Yesterday, warm, and 100s. As far as I can remember.
Today, cold, and 1’s. As far as I can see.

Brrrrrrr.

Hey you, yes you, dude,
Rolling your dice like a boss:
Kharma is a bitch

And so the wheel turns, grinding me under like so much flour in a stone pestle. And yet I will rise again, someday, 100’s must be in my future. Warm days too.

100’s and spring.

The former could come any minute. And the latter is only six months away. Only six months! I can do six months.

Probably.

๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ™‚

  5 Responses to “Kharma is a Bitch”

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  1. It is currently 12 degrees rational measuring standards in Calgary. Our nights in October have been hovering around zero, I think one night was 9, later this week we get a 6. Clear skies sun, sun, sun blue blue blue. But if I may, it’s how it feels; Indian Summer or not, it is hot. My soul aches for the season to succumb to the changes. I need the snow. The mountains are calling. Oh and you should know, I rolled my first ever gold 100 on my alt account on Saturday. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. At least Kharma is nice to you sometimes, you should meet her sister Dawn, she’s always a mean.

  3. I could not help but laugh on this one… I have been tracking all my 1 & 100 rolls I add to their BIo’s..If anyone reads..
    LittleMonk rolled a double 20… Once

    Littlekiller
    You rolled 100 on your Daily Dice and earned a Jackpot prize!
    You obtain a 1500 Experience Points, and a Excellent Experience Elixir
    12-31-2014
    You rolled 100 on your Daily Dice and earned a Jackpot prize!
    You obtain a 1500 Experience Points, and a +2 Upgrade Tome of Dexterity (+1 to +2)
    10-18-2015
    You rolled 1 on your Daily Dice and earned a 100 Experience Points prize!
    8-30-2015
    You rolled 100 on your Daily Dice and earned a Jackpot prize!
    You obtain a 1500 Experience Points, and a +2 Upgrade Tome of Dexterity (+1 to +2).
    10-18-2015
    __________________________________
    OnlyaGhost
    You rolled 1 on your Daily Dice and earned a 200 Experience Points prize!
    8-29-2014
    You rolled 100 on your Daily Dice and earned a Jackpot prize!
    3-12-2015
    ____________________________________
    Lycanthropea
    You rolled 100 on your Silver Daily Dice and earned a Jackpot prize!
    You obtain a 3000 Experience Points, and a +3 Upgrade Tome of Skill (Balance +2 to +3).
    1-10-2015
    You rolled 1 on your Daily Dice
    6-3-2015
    You rolled 1 on your Daily Dice
    9-25-2015
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    LittleMonk
    Rolling Two Twenty’s in a row

    (Combat): You attack Hill Giant. You roll a 20 :
    You roll to confirm a critical on Hill Giant.
    You roll a 20 (+38): You hit Hill Giant with Slay Living.
    12-4-2014
    ________________________________________
    Killertwig
    I rolled 1 on your Daily Dice and earned a 100 Experience Points prize!
    6-16-2015

    I rolled 2 on your Daily Dice and earned a 100 Experience Points prize!
    8-25-2015

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