Apr 162010
 

Sometimes I come across dialog that just cracks me up. For instance, go through the right steps to bribe the kobold Grotz in The Crucible and you get:

(Say): Gatekeeper Grotz says, ”You got deal! Gnoll champion fight naked. Grotz take gold, open little store, sell prayer beads and ham. So happy!”

Or just hang outside the gate to the main area in Black Loch and listen to the duelists taunt each other:

(Say): Blood Tide Skulker says, “Who teaches you to duel? Them’s terrible teacher!”
(Say): Blood Tide Skulker says, “Yark! You’s put you’s feet all wrong!”

What do you think?

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