As an officer in the Lords of Stormreach it had fallen to Luedwig; The unenviable “short-straw” of informing the ship’s amenities that their contracts were to be allowed to expire and NOT renewed.
To compose and collect his thoughts for the meeting, Luedwig had asked for and received an extended AFK.
In this picture, resting before his final push to the Plain of Six Glaciers Tea House, we see Luedwig in the exact moment when his solution coalesced with conscious thought. Luedwig would demand that the Lords of Stormreach create a fair and generous package of compensation for each and every amenity. It was obvious to Luedwig that every amenity should receive a special edition Garden Gnome engraved with their years of dedicated service. He would be sure to have them signed by all the current members of the guild but what of the specific needs of each amenity? That pesky kobold shaman might benefit from some private dance lessons; he was very dynamic above the hips but his footwork sucked broccoli sticks. Start the music and he was as likely to end up in the rafters as out the back door and into a lake or pond. Of course, his love for Saskatoon Berry Pie was legendary. Maybe Luedwig could bake them all Saskatoon Berry Pies sprinkled with caramelized Cerebellum Sugar…..?!!!! WTF? Where had that come from….?
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Luedwig Bait H’oven