Sometimes I like to entertain myself by imagining a world where this site might be actually useful or interesting. In such a world, why, there would be articles on how do to things, and maybe fun monster profiles, or collected reviews, or in-depth longform treatment of relevant topics, you know, like a real site.
And then I remember. Oh yeah, we’re talking about this site.
Wait, no, it’s not that bad. More like a “wretched hive of tripe and uselessness”.
And so it goes. I strive for all of the quality that I can cram in within about two hours a day, right after waking up. You are all stuck with whatever drivel happens to pour forth as I alternate typing at an article while wiping my eyes of sleep detritus and trying to suck down my first cup of coffee.
Re-reading that last sentence, really, it is a miracle that anything even remotely readable is ever produced here. Thank the gods for those brave stalwarts like Ironblaze who volunteer their time to write their own DDOGamer articles. Someone has to bring actual class and grace to this otherwise deficient waste of electrons and IP addresses.
But I digress. This is not about the lack of usefulness inherent in being DDOGamer.
My youngest son has been working to launch a commercial website, a very nice one, that matches recruiters with a specific type of healthcare provider known as a “travel” nurse. He is full of ideas and energy and has been pouring both into his site for several months. Among his efforts has been the discovery of tools that rank websites on all sorts of scales, looking for code correctness and page load times and SEO rank and all of those other attributes of a real site that DDOGamer can only dream about from a distance.
Just for fun, I plugged this site into one of them to see what would happen.
2,376,657th In the world! Somewhere, there are other sites that are even less popular than this one!
I tried to find out exactly how many sites there are. Hopefully more than 2,376,658. But even if not, even if I am only beating one other site anywhere, still, there is that one site that is even less popular! Take that, even-less-popular site! Ha HAH!
DDOGamer: Proven To Be Not The Least Popular Site In The World!
Pretty catchy, huh? And also, true!
🙂 😀 🙂